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Cheesecake Factory Refuses Service to Law Enforcement

A Cheesecake Factory in Washington asked a corrections officer and her party to leave after seeing that she carried a firearm. The Corrections Officer, Miriam Nichols, posted a message to […]


Via Breitbart: Milan (AFP) – A rookie Italian police officer on Friday shot dead the Tunisian suspect in the Berlin truck attack after four days on the run, ending a […]

PsyOps: CIA Paid Washington Post $600 Million, The Post Releases “Secret CIA Assessment”

The Washington Post recently released a story in which they claimed to have received word of a secret CIA assessment that concluded Russia had interfered in the United States election […]

Putin: ‘There can only be one response’ to the Assassination of Russian Ambassador

Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, has responded to the multiple terror attacks which occurred on Monday. One of which, in Ankara, Turkey, resulted in the death of Russian Ambassador Andrey […]

Obama’s New Office: A Garage (Yes, Seriously)

Though we’re loathe to use them as a source, TMZ acquired information from the contractor working on Obama’s new, rented home. In addition to an enhanced security system being installed, […]

Barack Obama Criticizes Electoral College, Calls it Outdated “Vision”

Soon-to-be-replaced President Barack Obama called the Electoral College an outdated “vision” from “how our federal government was going to work.” Being a former constitutional lawyer, his views on the matter […]

NOT SATIRE: 12 Arrested in India for Not Standing During National Anthem

Colin Kaepernick has faced criticism for kneeling during the national anthem, but if he tried to pull that in India, he would face jail time. Over the last two days, police in […]

Dear Libertarians

I got into an argument with an Anarcho-Capitalist Libertarian a few nights ago, and many of the things he said are still ringing in my ears. But one statement sticks […]

HERO: UNLV Instructor Says He Would Report Illegal Immigrant Students, “No Safe Spaces in My Classes”

Part-time math instructor at University of Nevada, Las Vegas — which toutes itself as “the second most diverse college in the nation” — George Buch said he would report the presence […]

Drudge Report: Megyn Kelly Could Leave Fox News, Move to CNN

Megyn Kelly, controversial anchor with Fox News, may be scooped up by CNN, The Drudge Report learned from a “top source.” Jeff Zucker, President of CNN, is “moving the Himilayan […]