If you have a story that just needs to be told and no one will listen to you, send us a link and/or explanation of your situation in the field at the bottom of the page. We’ll get back to you and see what we can do.
If you want to help us out, unfortunately, here’s how you can do that:
Submit donations via PayPal to email@example.com. (Don’t bother spamming us. It’s solely for this purpose.)
Until Google and Facebook stop screwing over sites such as ours (defacto forcing us to use clickbait just to drive traffic, Facebook’s censorship of “incorrect opinions”, WordPress not updating XML, etc.) the only way for The American Revenant to earn money is through generous donations such as yours. This donation section will be removed as soon as the situation changes. But, until then, we have to request donations. Whether or not you donate is a different matter entirely, but, hey, that’s up to you.
Those who donate at or above $25 will receive a personalized and well-worded thank you letter (500 words) which you could do any number of things with. You could print it just to have the satisfaction of physically throwing it away, anything. The sky’s the limit here, folks!
Those who donate at or above $50 will receive a personalized and well-worded interrogatory line of questioning (1,000 words) because the likelihood of you being a spy is directly proportionate to the amount of money you donate to us!
Those who donate at or above $100 will receive a physical ransom note addressed to myself for the release of your thank you and interrogatory notes! It will include some terms which we must fulfull in order for The American Revenant to accept your absurdly generous donation.
While these are funny donation incentive goals, if on the off chance anyone happens to donate these amounts, I’ll have no choice but to keep my word. Wouldn’t that be interesting?
I really don’t know, seriously.
-The Editor in Chief